Sleep Better than Caffeine

According to Health.com, sleep is better for you than caffeine and sugar.

While that may be true allow me to weigh in with my 5 reasons why coffee is better than sleep:

5) You can't sleep in your car on the way to work.
4) Coffee empowers you to make better decisions. Tall, non-fat, half-caf, latte with cinnamon. See that's 5 decisions right there!
3) There's no such thing as Sleepbucks!
2) You can't grab a buddy and go for a sleep break at work. Well at least not in my industry.
1) Coffee is for Closers!