Thank you Nathalie for pointing this item out to me. I'm prepared to anoint this with the title of The Most Awesome Thing Ever! Well, at least until something more awesome comes along.
Without further ado allow me to introduce you to Caffeinated Maple-Bacon Lollipops. Seriously, these lollipops are made of maple syrup, bacon and caffeine. We all know that bacon is the candy of meats but this item takes it to the next level.